The Funnelcake Conspiracy

If only we could sell air...

What I hold in my hands may be one of the most ingenious inventions EVER!
Ladies and gentlemen,,,,
the bag of air.

I don't know who thought up the brilliant idea to put plastic around air and sell it, but kudos to that person.  They are probably very proud of themselves.

How did it happen? What was that first conversation like?  I am sure that there is some extremely funny comedic potential there that I can't quite conjur up.  Maybe Lowery can.  Or Cook. Or Bagby.

Seriously, can there be a more brilliant way to make money than selling air?

We've got bottled water?  We have captured light and can spread it around.  What about darkness?  How could we sell darkness?  What could that be used for?

Professor Wentz? Oh man.... are we in for it.

I got an email from Rondel Ramsey at Lincoln Christian College last week.  He invited me to teach a course at Lincoln in the Fall: Ministering to the College Campus. 
I emailed him back and agreed.  Immediately I began putting together a syllabus and topics that I would want to cover.  It's amazing how quickly you can do something when you are passionate about it.  I really enjoy working with University students.  So, this Fall (if all goes well and people actually sign up for the class...) I will be teaching a night class on Thursday nights.  If you know anybody who is interested in the class, have them sign up at lccs.edu

My wife also told me about another cool thing. If you are the son or daughter of a veteran who served during wartime, you can get a free University Education through the University of Illinois!  So, as soon as I hammer away my research project for my Historical Theology degree at Lincoln, I may jump into another masters degree at UIS next Spring.  We'll see.

Sermons Online

I haven't posted many of my sermons lately, but you can download them at our church's website here:

Thanks Daniel for putting them online!